We love our cats. We love them more than anything in this world. But, we must say that the crime rate in our house went up 1000% as soon as we started getting more and more cats. There’s always something. We’ve either woken up to find our entire stash of toilet paper ripped to shreds or they’ve made a new hole in the wall that wasn’t there before for whatever reason they decided was good enough to create a literal hole in the wall.

We found a funny feline thread on Reddit about feline enthusiasts making wanted posters for their feisty feline fugitives who were engaging in hissterical hooliganisms and clawful “crimes”, and the results are just as silly as you would expect them to be. From passing gas on mom after meowing incessantly for cuddles to bringing live cicadas into the bedroom at 3 AM, these silly kitties are enjoying annoying their hoomans in the funniest ways pawssible. Scroll down to see all these criminals with cattitude, and have a great day!

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    what would your tuxie's wanted poster be?

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    sunriseorangetattoo 11 hr. ago 'Wanted for farting on Mum after screaming for cuddles'

    The worst of crimes. Once, our cat meowed at us incessantly for cuddles, only to burp right in our faces. It was nasty. Smelled like old tuna and bad decisions. We think we burned a few nose hairs in the process, and they still haven’t grown back.

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    • NyanPingu2904 10 hr. ago wanted for multiple counts of attempted smothering- by

    Our cats are also guilty of this – they love to sleep on our faces. Not our heads, our faces. In the way that we can’t breathe because our mouths are full of fur. It’s cute, but not pleasant.

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    Tacos Polackos 9 hr. ago Wanted for using drywall as a scratching post

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    Suspicious_Air2218 · 9 hr. ago Wanted- for deciding that breakfast is not 8am, but between 5:30 and 6am

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    • wonderingdragonfly · 9 hr. ago Wanted for biting my fingers, chin and nose, after sitting on me for hours, if I don't pet him enough

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    blondenboozy007 . 6 hr. ago For eating my dog-sisters food.... Everyday. Oh and for breaking laptops.

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    • Mumnique 8 hr. ago Potato bandit

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    Wanted for stealing all forms of cooked potato when your back is turned or if you leave your plate unattended for a millisecond. Favourite forms of taters are Mashed Roast spuds And of course chippies. Also used to bully youngest child out of her breakfast while she would be trying to eat it when she was 2/3 years old now she's 5 and a lot bigger she can fend him off

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    WANTED FOR THE MASS OF CICADAS

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    . AtmosphereNom - 10 hr. ago Screaming for attention at inappropriate hours and hoarding hair ties.

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    According-Spite-9854 11 hr. ago • 'Licking ladies' feet when they come over to visit.'

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    SoundingAlarm234 10 hr. ago Wanted for eating all the tortilla chips thief!

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    Effective_Space2277 12 hr. ago Wanted for stealing my heart!

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    CatWranglingVet678. 9 hr. ago . edited 9 hr. ago Wanted: General menacing for food already in his bowl between 1 and 4 am, stealing hearts, opening closed drawers/doors,

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    ExternalGiraffe9631 10 hr. ago • For bringing screaming, still alive cicadas into the bedroom at 3 AM.

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    • pepsimew 11 hr. ago Wanted for tormenting the blackbirds. Not trying to harm them; just sitting there, staring, them off so much. and it

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    ussenterprised · 10 hr. ago wanted for eating bread out of the trash →

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    cognitively_what_huh . 7 hr. ago Wanted for waking me at 3am for treats. He has a way to ask, gently tapping my arm, but I don't respond immediately, I get bap bap bap until sit up.

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    DarkLuxio92 · 8 hr. ago Wanted for stealing Dad's leftover KFC.

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    LunarQueen1984 - 7 hr. ago HU BA

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    vibes86 9 hr. ago For eating everything off the floor, even the inedible things.

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    No_Draft_6612 - 8 hr. ago Wanted for lushing on the herb (catnip).. Valentino Fathead

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    deadindirt 7 hr. ago Wanted for peeing on the bed because he was

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    SnooApples1120 6 hr. ago Goblin: wanted for dragging underpants into the kitchen and hiding oven mitts in the dirty laundry.

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    BabserellaWT 6 hr. ago

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