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    Behind every remote worker is a cat that hasn't signed an NDA and will sell all the secrets for a piece of sashimi

    Not only that, but we have come to understand that this cat has now opened up a marketplace for house cat’s like himself to sell the secrets of their pawrents in exchange for ‘erroneous orders’ of cat food randomly arriving at their door. A genius business model if you ask us.

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    My cat was missing for several hours, until I got a call from my neighbor...

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    Cat: Excuse me, can you give me a ride home? Driver: Which home? Cat: Your home.

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    When a cat chooses you it's a very special honour.

    Indeed it is a very special honor when they chose you. The problem comes when they will not stop choosing you and you do not get a single second of your home life to yourself. Not when you are on the toilet, not when you are trying to make dinner and most certainly not when you are trying to put the moves on your significant other.

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    If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs

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    He eat. He sleep. But most importantly, he hold him's own feet.

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    When your cat finds out you're in the bathroom without them

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    I aspire to be as calm as this cat when things are falling apart around me

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    Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduce depression and help you live longer.

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    He was purring the entire ride home

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    4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted for my meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my 43.3K own house, & a personal chef. Follow for financial advices 1.2K

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    Mateo woke me up last night at 3am because he was hungry..... well I dozed off for a bit and woke up to my Gingi holding his bottle. gratef start each day

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    A few days ago I fed this cat. Then she disappeared and suddenly appeared with her kitten

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    Mister Weez was always my big chonk. After a year of diet and exercise, he's now my small/medium chonk. PLOHY CEDR SCOTT PILGRIM CHUCK PALAHNI SCOTT PILGRIM PALAHNI

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    Our rescue looking at me while we drove her to her new home!

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    look at this cat! his name is Bruce and he is real Wecting pes scting

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    Cats whiskers are so sensitive; they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart.

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    usually wake up before my wife and I'll look over to see our cat Yuffie sitting on top of her I had to beg my wife to be able to post these

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    Got my cat wholesale and he came with 75% extra beans

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    599

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    Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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    When your cat appears at the perfect moment PAW PA but the best kind of cat is your very own.

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