Feeling dandy and daring today? So come with us on a journey to the past, to dig underground and discover long-gone dazzling humor that’ll make you the joke king – the Jokeasaurus. It is said the Jokeasaurus lived a terrific life in the terrifying Triassic era, where it went around the world and tried to make all these dinosaurs stop roaring and start laughing. It told them “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!”, or “What does a dinosaur use to pay its bills? Tyrannosaurus checks!”. No one laughed and then a meteor fell and they all died.
But today we’re digging for this lost dinosaur humor, to discover all these dinosaur memes and bring back the Jokeasaurus back to glory. Let’s start with you answering this: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?… think about it… a little more… Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet! Not good? Well, answer this: Why don’t dinosaurs ever give high-fives?… come on, think… Because they’re all extinct!
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First the feathers, now the hair, it seems that dinosaurs were actually quite fabulousaurus. How much time until paleontologists discover a dinosaur hair and makeup influencesaurus? They surely had some during the Tiktokian era.
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With all due respect for chickens, and we have a lot of respect for chickens, this does not fly with us. Haha, chickens can’t fly. We will show ourselves out and then in a digging site next to a dinosaur fossil where this kind of humor belongs.
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