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    alex @cskcals drafting a cat care handbook since i'll be gone for a whole month and leaving my precious cats with my family. anything else i should add 3:55 AM ⚫ Jul 26, 2024 4.6M Views 1.5K 19K 248K 19K

    Hilarious as this document may be – and trust us, it’s hilarious – we think this is actually a fabulous idea. If you’re leaving a cat to the care of someone who doesn’t really get cats, then writing down some instructions may be the smartest thing you can do. 

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    ntitled document le Edit View Insert Format Tools Extensions Help b d BA뭉 90% 1 1 4 Normal text 2 3 Arial 4 4 19 19 + 5 6 DO NOT GIVE THEM HUMAN FOOD. I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO IGNORE THIS EITHER WAY, BUT AT LEAST IF YOU GIVE THEM FOOD, ONLY GIVE THEM MEAT AND CERTAIN FRUIT. 1. CATS CANNOT EAT GRAPES/RAISIN 2. CATS CANNOT EAT DAIRY. THEY CANNOT DIGEST IT PROPERLY 3. DO NOT. GIVE. THEM. CHOCOLATE. AT. ALL. SERIOUSLY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 4. CATS CANNOT EAT ONIONS AND GARLIC 5. DO NOT GIVE THEM CA

    Although this is an incredibly funny way of doing it. All caps, a few threats, and intensity of the highest level… nah, we take it back. This is the ideal way of doing it. We will be adapting this method from this point onward. 

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    alex @cskcals fyi i've already finished this handbook it's 14 pages and i added toxic flowers, a one page summary of each of my cats likes and dislikes, Dos and Donts, feeding schedule, flea / bath procedure, emergency vet, regular vet and where i buy their food/litter. i think it's great 9:56 PM Jul 26, 2024 395.9K Views 59 17282 23K ☐ 248

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    alex @cskcals the cats in case anyone was wondering and i might post the cat guide but i swear a lot in it and it's not the best looking thing in the world so maybe if i redact it and slightly change it i'll post it 5:42 AM · Jul 27, 2024 210K Views ...

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    honey ˚>♡G @honeygrrl cats cannot be around certain flowers! like lilies! when in doubt google i would say 4:47 AM ⚫ Jul 26, 2024 359.2K Views” title data-old-src=”data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=”>  </p>
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    sherlock! (harm reduction ☆ high/mid res) @sherlonigiri the last bit killed me, youre so real for that 7:49 AM ⚫ Jul 26, 2024 290.2K Views •

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    alex @cskcals no because this woman feeds my 15 year old dog just about everything under the sun. i caught her trying to feed my dog raw chicken she is not to be trusted!!!!!! 9:46 AM ⚫ Jul 26, 2024 296.3K Views

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    Hm.. @hardwoodtable Add the numbers of your vet and emergency vet hospitals near by and the identifying information that your vet would be able to bill you with incase they hold off on pursuing medical issues for fear of bills 5:38 PM. Jul 26, 2024 182.6K Views

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    alex @cskcals ive addrd this! 9:50 PM ⚫ Jul 26, 2024 147.3K Views •

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    Stephania Falcon @stephaniafalcon To be mindful of string, ribbon, hair ties, dental floss, etc. Not sure if all cats are attracted to them but I have to be careful around my house with stringy objects. 12:58 AM Jul 27, 2024 81.3K Views ...

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    alex @cskcals the amount of times my cats have thrown up a hair tie. especially when i first adopted them. they used to actively seek them out lord now i keep my locked up 1:05 AM Jul 27, 2024 66.4K Views

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    KLA @diquebagge this is why the last time we went on vacation all 4 cats came with us 1:28 AM Jul 27, 2024 41.2K Views

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    alex @cskcals my god i WISHHHH. i too have 4 cats, but i'm going to vietnam so it would've been extremely difficult to keep them calm on a plane for the nonstop trip :( 1:30 AM ⚫ Jul 27, 2024 36.8K Views

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    6??? Lassie @lassievi 7:25 PM Jul 26, 2024 63.7K Views •

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    alex @cskcals im leaving my cats with 3 people who really enjoy alcohol. im not taking any chances 9:50 PM Jul 26, 2024 58.8K Views

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